TRAVEL GUIDE: How to Play STRANGE ROADTRIPS!

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You’ve wanted to be on vacation for ages.  You wanted to do a road trip and “walk the Earth” as some people say.  So you heard of this county called Haintsville County.  And the faded brochures says it is the king of all roadside attractions, landmarks, and sites.  Well that’s enough to get you going.  So by yourself or with some loved ones, you’re off.   You plan to take a lot of pictures and video.

It’s strange the map leads you down this backroad almost by the bushes and trees. But a few miles in, you find a toll booth and Haintsville Sheriff to greet you.  Once you pass, he stops you and asks you to get some official Haintsville mementos including snapshot photos to souvenirs all throughout the county and most of all hopefully learn and grow in some way like communing with nature or whatever, learning about yourself, enriching your brain of history and lore of Haintsville, having a happy time here, or at least get some fresh air to add to your good health.  You better bring those before the others, the Sheriff says , or else you’re never leaving here.  

Then you drive off dazedly and when you come back, you pass the empty toll booth and down the road.  And when you go down it, you find yourself back at the toll booth. No many how many times you try, you can’t leave Haintsville.  

So get down that road, take your snapshots, get them souvenirs, and grow as a person in Haintsville, and look out for your fellow tourists and travelers, or you might end up being a permanent resident here in Haintsville County.